The importance of software tools can never be understated. For a developer, choosing the right text editor is a very important choice. Do you use notepad? pico? ed? nano? emacs? vim?

If you’re looking to swap editors or looking for an upgrade, maybe this picture can help. It’s one of my favorites.

If these don’t suit your need, maybe you should try editing source code with butterflies.

/happy editing/ – dave

James from AccuRev: You want answers?

Tom the CC User: I think I’m entitled to them.

James from AccuRev: You want answers?!

Tom the CC User: I want the truth.

James from AccuRev: You can’t handle the truth! Tom, we live in a world that has complex software. And that software is going to be coded by men with computers. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Tom with your CC? We at AccuRev have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for CVS and you curse SVN. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what we know: That the AccuRev SCM tool, while special and unique, probably saved jobs. And AccuRev’s existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves jobs. You don’t want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don’t talk about at tradeshows, you want us for your source code. You need us for your source code. AccuRev uses words like Keep, Promote, Update…we use these words as the backbone to a life spent managing source code. You use ‘em as a punchline. We have neither the time nor the inclination to explain ourselves to a man who drinks coffee and programs under the blanket of the code management we provide, then questions the manner in which we provide it. We’d prefer you just send us a P.O. and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up an IDE and start programming. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you’re entitled to.

James from AccuRev: Did you order something besides AccuRev?

Tom the CC User: I did the job that the IBM bigot made me do.

James from AccuRev: Did you order the CC?

Tom the CC User: You’re damn right I did!!!

James from AccuRev: All you did was weaken a company today, Tom. That’s all you did. You put software projects in danger. Sweet dreams, son.